Porn Poem

Bad Things

Cock-hungry bitch
(cuntbuster)
We’ll fuck her brains out

pretty pink little body
dicklump-fuckhole
hairless little twat mound
Cuntface
Cocksucker
dick-drain
“stretched holes”

twatface cunt-hole slop-slut  piece of shit
Show us some pink
little whore
can’t get enough cock
big fat fuck hoses
fuckmeat
thick
prick

be a good girl
little twat
slutpussy-cockhound
cockslut cunt

little pink nubs and pussylips
the fucklump twitched
bust your cherry
cockcrazy little bitch

A little gentle mouth action
Big fat fucker
drippy wet head
kiss his dick
prickslop leaking pisshole
fuckgoo pre-fuck fuckslim
kiss it all over
bitchface

juicy wet
cockbreath
lick the dick
good little cunt
swollowgag

Fumie Sasabuchi’s Death and Beauty

I absolutely love Fumie Sasabuchi’s reworking of images from fashion magazines.  I would love to see if i could create something similar using large cut out drawings.

Richmond Fashion Photoshoot

Photographs from a photoshoot in richmond, origionally suppose to be an underwater type shoot but my sinuses got the best of me.

English Bay Beach Photoshoot

My first photoshoot working with photographers that I hadn’t known perviously. Definitely a positive learning experience; they were very nice and proffesional. These particular photos were taken by Johnathan.

Down the Rabbit Hole

Adventuring around Stanley Park with g.blais.

Winter/Spring on Grandville Island/English Bay

Just a couple older photos taken around Grandville Island and English Bay by the ever talented G. Blais.

The Heard – ‘The Women I Want’

I watched and met the heard at the bourbon a little while ago; had a fairly epic night and I figured I would share.

Motion Sequences

Some webcam shots I took last sping/summer using glocal’s motion sequence toolkit. (available for download here.)

How to Wake Up Rationalizing (with a Cigarette Burn on your nose)

sleep in
(don’t eat)
rush to work
walk on those unprofessional eggshells
with lead intestines
complete the process of widening eyes
sign the paper
swear to never do it again

drink two staff swine wines
and one red from the Tasmanian
giggle into the car of a slightly concerned hostess
who returns you home to a small bowl of pasta
(which does little to combat the ethanol
sparking up capillaries and
muffling brain cells.)

red umbrella rainwalk
then freebus
to bitter beer guitar
half a popsicle, two strawberry filled cookies
and someone who won’t answer
my facebook messages anymore
(I still have your shirt)

skytrain to a wander

the monday night binge
on opening night is
disappointingly icecreamless
although “free” shots and beer
smooth and ruffles and blur
faces 50’s music into
climbing scaffolding do
the twist and bearded
kisses oh god

There are photographs somewhere

Non-Traditional Self Portraits

I was just cruising throught my flickr and I found some interesting pictures from last summer/fall that I think I will start grouping and posting on here. This particular set uses screens and self.

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